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Lucky Brit

ALSO KNOWN AS: Bitchney Spears

LATEST NEURONS COUNT: 00001

FAVORITE TORTURING METHODS: Singing

SEXYLINE "I'm a virgin"

TALENT Keeping a boyfriend after she talks

CONSIDERS A GENIUS STRIKE: Making the sequel where lonelyness ain«t killing her

FORMER JOB Replaced the guy in the Mickey suit

SECRET TO SUCESS: Boobie implants

Robbie

NATIONALITY Bloody english

GETS VIOLENT WHEN: confused with Robin Williams

MAKES HIM DANGEROUS: thinking he«s god

FIRST COMMANDMENT "Shall love Robbie all over the creatures"

TRAUMA Peeling

PAST JOB Stiper (amateur)

GIRLS LOVE HIS BODY skinless

LOVES TO BE TREATED like a piece of meat

Screamer

SCREANER MISSION: Sequel killer

PSICHOLOGIC PROFILE: violent and very stupid

CHILHOOD TRAUMA: girls didn«t kill for him

PREFERED METHOD: threatening phone calls

TECHNOLOGY EDGE: dials really fast

WEAPON: mom's kitchen Knife

STARTED KILLING: when he was rejected for 'nsync

MISSION LEVEL: Piece of cake

Santa

PAST JOB: Postman

BEST WEAPON: A powerful marketing campaing

HATES HIM: The elves and Reindeer Syndicate

HATES: Cheap toys. gym and narrow chimneys

THOUGHES COMPETITOR: A baby called Jesus something

ALIES: Department stores

HOBBIE: travelling

RELIGION: Capitalist

Impossible Tommy

Teddy Bear

 

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